June 2012
1 post
What is the nutritional value of cum?
Jun 2nd
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May 2012
13 posts
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 29th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
It’s been a really fucking amazing past couple weeks. Why do I need the internet when I get unlimited kisses and cuddles at home? 
May 10th
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
14 posts
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The Story of Elizabitch the Cowardly Cunt
Once there were two friends named Jacky and Elizabeth who decided to go on a kick ass four-month long road trip from San Diego, California to Keene, New Hampshire for three awesome music festivals along the way. They arrive in Keene after about a month of being on the road for Get Better Fest. Elizabitch decides to throw herself a pity party the week they’re there because she misses her...
Apr 15th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Anonymous asked: Where did you get your theme!?
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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March 2012
22 posts
I got a message responding to my food dare.
Someone has dared me to smash five eggs on my head and smash either a plate of whipped cream or a pie in my face.  Challenge accepted. 
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Building a relationship.
Gonna do it right! Hopefully. It’s nice not having to second guess my feelings. I’ll still be overcautious, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before I come around and embrace the romance. The attention. The affection. The adventure.  Ha, maybe. I don’t really know how to do any of this right. 
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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victory-of-wisdom asked: your hair is effin ace :)
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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The future certainly is exciting.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 20th
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ListenListen
Mar 20th
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Dyed my hair teal! I don't know. I like it.
Mar 20th
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Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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Me quitting my babysitting gig via text:
Oh, I’m also leaving in a week for four months so I won’t be able to babysit anymore. Sorry, have a nice life. (:
Mar 1st